Heidi Klum flashed her full tit on instagram and I was quick enough to screenshot it – thinking it was an accident, like how could some old timer like Heidi Klum intentionally flash her tit on social media, these are the things that people sit on snapchat all day for….the slip up…imagining that someone like Heidi Klum is above low level clickbait like flashing tit, forgetting that someone like Heidi Klum became Heidi Klum through strategy that probably involved more than just flashing a tit, they think she’s this A-Lister, top of her game at 50 years old and still looking good, forgetting that she got to the top of the hosting charts being a half naked slut for Victoria’s Secret when social media didn’t exist and it was impossible to be a half naked slut for a brand without paying your dues with decision makers….so we just didn’t know she was an exhibitionist slut because she didn’t have access to directly give us her slutty content…but all that has changed…TECHNOLOGY….

I mean that and she’s European, old, still hot, why wouldn’t her nipples be everywhere they can be thanks to the whole being old…well travelled….experienced and sucked on by many….it’s like it probably feels like the whole world has seen her tits already…why not solidify that fact…

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