Shay Mitchell is knocked up by some CANADIAN VJ who hasn’t been on CANADIAN TV in years, but he has been in Canadian TV Stars that moved to AMERICA to make it in the last 9 months..or at least his cum has been….all these people with the creampie fetish like they are into the risk of breeding, we are animals and instinctively want to breed everytime we fuck, even if it’s with some fat chick we met that night, in an our brains say no, our cumming in her cuz she asks for it, and that’s hot says OK…..maybe the girls like the hormones absorbed in fluid exchanges, the endorphines or whatever is released…
Clearly sometimes the risk is worth it for the dude, not all pregnancy ends in abortion, if anything, it can sometimes be a good way to secure your fucking future with the right girl…like K-Fed did…not right in terms of love, right in terms of manipulating your way in, tricking her into thinking you love her, and allowing you to work on your creative projects by her pool while she’s out there hustling, cuz she believes in you.
Life is sales, everything is sales, so you can sit and sell shit to idiots all day to pay rent on your shitty apartment, barely making it….despite the effort, or you can sell one dumb rich girl and live a life you’d never live if left to your own devices..
MAKE THE RIGHT SALES CALL….Quality not Quantity…
Either way, a nice status play on his part…get that rich as fuck, highly followed, hustling rich kid from West Vancouver, who is likely a total cunt, but too busy to bother with you, so you livee the good life in LA, she makes you a kid to stay at home dad while she’s on her annoying trying to be a “MOGUL” cuz she was on a hit show kick….
You can just fuck off and the get child support of 20k USD a month, which is like 30k Canadian and the kid will grow up to have access to all the best things, best schools, not that that’s part of the plan, as the baby momma is all about instagram and exploiting the fuck out of Social Media for personal gain…so it will become a vapid spoiled idiot…so it’s all positive and so are her massive mom tits, despite the whole ready to drop filled up uterus, that’s gross….
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