Beatrice Bouchard Bikini of the Day

2019

Oct

Beatrice Bouchard is evidence that Canadian girls can do vapid instagram content just as well as American girls.

Especially when they are rich kids, who’s twin sister is a pro tennis player, Eugenie Bouchard who is a legit enough tennis player, who works the tennis circuit like an athlete, but who is inspired by her twin to do more of the IG life, since that is where the real money is…so together…and apart…even though twins are weird and always together…even when apart…especially when they fuck….you know cuz twincest isn’t incest cuz when twins fuck it’s just like masturbation….they were in the fucking womb together….

So when Eugenie is in Florida Training, Beatrice, the hotter one with the fake tits, is in her bikini in Ibiza and doing other socialite on instagram shit, all while having no marketable talent, but tits, half nakedness and followers that advertisers want to reach, which I guess makes it a marketable talent….good hustle.