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2022

08

Mar

Beatrice Bouchard Slutty Bikini of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard is a hometown hottie, who gets the benefit of being a rich kid and being a twin to a celebrity tennis star….meaning, she gets to live a better life than most and that’s her right…if you don’t like it, go yell at your dad for not doing better for you, instead of blaming yourself for not figuring it out, since it seems to be pretty easy to get off the internet these days….so many millionaires…I’m just not one of them…

I am always into the celebrity sister, because they are the lazy ones, the ones with feelings of inadequacies, but who are all about mooching off their sibling’s name and accomplishment to get a little more out of life than they would if they didn’t have them to coattail ride….

In this case, Beatrice is like a standard influencer, in bikini, posing in great places, doing lazy ass shit, not really working too hard…just being herself…probably planning big moves that will be easy to execute to keep busy, but not in any rush or timeline….while her sister has to TRAIN daily to maintain her career, sponsors, etc..because she hasn’t retired life….

Since they are twins, it makes it all the funnier, one has to grind out, the other gets to just do bikini shit in nice places, and I guess that’s a win for all of us since girl looks good to me.

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2021

02

Nov

Beatrice Bouchard Slutty Angel from Heaven of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard is a home grown hottie, she’s from Quebec Canada where I live, so I have to be careful what I say, I don’t need pitchfork carrying mobs stabbing me in the dick like it was a herpes outbreak the next time I walk my dog….

Not that I’d have anything bad to say about a babe in costume wearing a thong and heels…you know the way Halloween costumes are meant to be…

Plus, I’ve always found Bouchard way more interesting than her famous tennis star sister, since they are twins…and the tennis one has to travel the world, train hard to get into the grand slam events to keep her sponsors happy, while her TWIN sister gets to party, travel to party, get to all the exclusive events with her name alone, and that is amazing…

Why do the work, when your twin sister does it for you, so you can focus on shit like being an “influencer” which is a vague “pay me to live”….a fucking win….like this costume.

I am committed to appreciating the sisters of the famous ones….especially when in lingerie…even if they look a little too instagram to me….she’s still hot and doing it right.



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2021

05

Aug

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard is a local Quebec hot party girl who I guess became an influencer on social media, because she posts hot pics of herself, and that’s about all it takes…you don’t need a skill, or to be an expert at anything, just be hotter and live better than the pleebs out there and win….

We’ve been conditioned to watch and envy those seemingly better than us, it’s just part of the social media fun that has ruined society…

Even the Elite are showing off their money like they are rappers….which you’d think would set off the broke people out there and make them angry…but they are too busy trying to find their own scam to get their designer purses or fast cars for their own instagram….it’s all pretty wild….

Beatrice Bouchard had a pretty solid boost to help her IG get those views and that is that her TWIN sister, the less hot but more successful, because she’s a pro tennis playing millionaire, to help endorse her, take her to the right parties, meet the right people, I mean they are TWINS after all….and if that doesn’t trigger your sister fetish, I don’t really know what will….two hot rich twin sisters….this one the hotter one…but collectively a solid womb explosion on their mom’s part….good job on that!

I had this idea I never did, because original content is a pain in the ass to coordinate , but it’s called the Sisters Series where sisters posing naked next to each other to Compare their vaginas…and assholes…and tits…and basically there overall nakedness…my kind of social experiment I’ll never do…but while I think about it…here’s the bikini pic of the better half of the egg.

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2021

22

Jun

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini

Beatrice Bouchard is a hometown hottie. She’s the twin sister of tennis star Eugenie Bouchard….where Eugenie got the professional tennis playing, multi million dollar earning skills and Beatrice got the body.

I am always drawn to the sisters of the famous and seemingly more accomplished, because everyone’s got a hard on for the “powerhouse” in the family. They focus on the one who has to work hard, train, grind, attend events and all that other bullshit, when the real winner is the sister who gets the lifestyle without the work, all for being the sister…

So as Eugenie gets out there to win and lose, this one is in the VIP section drinking with important people, holding it down on a social level. It’s important and it’s more fucking fun.

I assume she works as an influencer since this is some influencer content and look at that fucking body, that shit would probably influence you to do all kinds of dumb shit just to get noticed or even worse if she asked you to….it’s one of those bodies that would emasculate you if she chose to use her influencer body for evil and not for good.

I don’t see how anyone wouldn’t be a fan of this pool side bikini pic, I think it’d be impossible or maybe they are gay….but gays are still impressed with important people with important family members…they like nice things and status is a nice thing…they also like unprotected sex in bath houses and taking AIDS medication to prevent getting AIDS like it’s a vitamin, strictly to get their fuck on….and apparently they are also integrating themselves into the NFL as more and more people become gay from watching all that porno dick and thinking they’re into it for the dick and not the gutter bitch degrading herself for a dollar.

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2020

10

Jan

Beatrice Bouchard Got Ass of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard Ass

Hometown Hottie Check….Beatrice Bouchard is the TWIN sister of Tennis pro who probably makes a lot of money as a Tennis pro…allowing her TWIN to just sort of chill as she builds up her audience with bikini pics on instagram….that she can monetize and even if she can’t she can get on payroll from the sister’s tennis career…you know they are twins afterall….

I think it’s funny knowing that one sister had to be disciplined, taken out of school to make it to the level of tennis she’s at…while the TWIN…just sort of said “have fun with that, I’ll travel to all the exclusive places you go and wear a bikini when I do it”….it’s like why bother working towards tennis at the pro level, when you can be the sister of tennis at the pro level, so you can spend your 20s in the party, at the club, doing the bikini thing…it makes so much sense to me….not to mention she’s hot…

So hometown hottie check…straight from the Mean Streets of Montreal…pay some attention to this Bouchard…she’s good.


Beatrice Bouchard Ass

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2019

24

Oct

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard Slutty Bikini

Beatrice Bouchard is local, so I have to be nice about what I write. Too close for comfort and really why wouldn’t I be nice about her. She’s winning at fucking life. Her twin sister, the less attractive version of her was an aggressively trained tennis pro, while this one just chilled knowing that because they are twins, she’d be taken care of….and she is…

So as her sister still trains in tennis – and keeps her sponsors happy – she’s doing the half naked breast Implant influencer thing – and having way more fucking fun….and possibly getting paid….so she gets to drink and party and chill half naked…all because she has a twin sister with talent….good fucking deal…


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2019

01

Oct

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini

Beatrice Bouchard is evidence that Canadian girls can do vapid instagram content just as well as American girls.

Especially when they are rich kids, who’s twin sister is a pro tennis player, Eugenie Bouchard who is a legit enough tennis player, who works the tennis circuit like an athlete, but who is inspired by her twin to do more of the IG life, since that is where the real money is…so together…and apart…even though twins are weird and always together…even when apart…especially when they fuck….you know cuz twincest isn’t incest cuz when twins fuck it’s just like masturbation….they were in the fucking womb together….

So when Eugenie is in Florida Training, Beatrice, the hotter one with the fake tits, is in her bikini in Ibiza and doing other socialite on instagram shit, all while having no marketable talent, but tits, half nakedness and followers that advertisers want to reach, which I guess makes it a marketable talent….good hustle.


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2019

15

May

Beatrice Bouchard Topless of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard Topless

BEATRICE BOUCHARD out here with her tits out in Morocco…

I am a big fan of Beatrice Bouchard, the local hottie, who is twin sisters with Eugenie Bouchard…because when her sister was out there training fucking hard…touring…doing all that had to get done to make it as a pro tennis playr…which is a real fucking hard thing to pull off…

Beatrice Bouchard was going to music festivals, posting outfits and bikinis…and looking amazing while doing it.

I think she’s even inspired Eugenie, who has already made it as far as she’ll likely make it in Tennis, to just Anna Kournikova….and be an instagram model in her own right, pulling the brand deals and doing what matters in the world…Just fucking chillin’.

Fuck trying too hard…when you can just fucking chill….and travel…it makes perfect sense to me.

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2019

05

Feb

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini

Hometown hero Eugenie Bouchard – the tennis star who never wins, but who is still premiere player who gets to go to all the grand slam events, is someone who I guess I am forced to know about because she is from Montreal and I am in Montreal and Montreal has very little to talk about as the majority of famous people from Montreal are not quite as famous as Eugenie Bouchard…other than Celine Dion…so they treat her like a fucking hero….even though she never wins, and I guess doesn’t even live in Montreal and hasn’t for years, because her parents shipped her off to that Tennis school in Florida…where she spends most of her time in her bikini during the winter for you perverts to try to jack off to…but realizing it’s not all that great…you know fitness and diet and training is good for health and wellness and longevity..but not so great in terms of sex appeal…it’s like the more fit you get, unless it is instagram fitness where you target your ass and get lipo on your stomach since it’s encouraged and everyone is doing it now….the less attractive you are…so this Eugenie Bouchard not hot.

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Here is her much hotter TWIN sister Beatrice who is living her best life, as an instagram THOT, rather than an Athlete who has to do all that work when she can just chilllllll….and get paid…not that she needs the money…she rich…

Beatrice Bouchard Hot Booty Bikini

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2019

21

Jan

Beatrice Bouchard Sucking It In of the Day

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini Sucking It In

The thing I like about local hero, local influencer, making big moves as a vapid rich kid riding her sister’s success…is that it is a great reminder of one very important thing and that is that people are drawn to the sexy, slutty, half naked twin, even though the sister is the star Tennis player who has done shit like all the biggest fucking Tennis Tournaments in the world, has huge sponsorship deals in Canada and internationally…..but this one…Beatrice Bouchard….gets all the hype and attention…the twin who just does lifestyle shit…lazily riding through life and getting paid…

Now she’s not nearly as famous or making nearly as much as her famous sister, but I predict that she will when she full hits viral status and that is hilarious to me.

Why have skills or work at anything but your booty workout and cleavage pics….

Reward the retard underachievers so long as they are hot..

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