Miley Cyrus has the weirdest fitness cameltoe going on, I guess girl can’t help but post an image of herself, even a basic selfie to keep her personal Miley Cyrus brand alive when the world is talking about her and her divorce….

She does it while helping her friend Brody Jenner and his non-wife negotiate their The Hills Season 2 contract by giving them some hype, cuz they are all the same connected kids in the same connected scene doing the same connected shit, to amplify their whole connected lives so that they all cash in on their own hype….and I guess she’s also helping that Cody Simpson, who was GIGI HADID’s first boyfriend, cuz these idiots are all connected, because he’s her new boyfriend…cuz when divorce happens at 25, thanks to being some dumb idiot kid who gets married at 23, you’ve got no choice but to fuck everyone she fucking can…

Nothing overly interesting here…but her body looks fit and in a world of that, we like that..and really the younger generation isn’t as fat as the current generation, they are the TikTok kids and seem more fit than you’d expect them to be, they have an internet life to live and must stay hotter than their fat pig moms…you see it all the time…so there is hope for a better tomorrow…at least in terms of less fat chicks, not so much in terms of the general state of humanity, unless you’re like me and eager for an apocalypse / alien invasion…

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