Maya Hawke Titty Flash of the Day

2019

Oct

Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke, who I forgot were a thing, had a kid named Maya Hawke and that kid grew a set of tits, and is now leveraging the family name and connections to matter in hollywood, because based on the way the system works, she matters already cuz of who her parents are – but also because she’s got tits.

So remember girls, not all of you will have rich or famous dads, but you’ll all have tits, of varying size, sure…but if used properly you can be relevant too….it’s just alot easier when your mom is Uma Thurman and your dad is Ethan Hawke…doors are easier to open without having to also open your legs…out of respect to your parents…even though they still open their legs…cuz a girl with a fucked up hollywood rich kid brat upbringing’s got needs too you know.