Sarah Hyland the NICOTINE ADDICT and her stomach scars went to the gym….because Nicotine is a Nootropic that helps in performance…especially when you have had a double Kidney transplant due to some secret disease that is clearly a major disease as most people don’t get two free Kidneys to live…oh the celebrity life…getting you the celeb discount on organs….free…let the peasants die for our royalty…
That said, nothing like a “I’ve had two organ transplants, rocking some other motherfuckers organ inside her”…making fucking her urethra the weirdest fucking threesome….and I wonder if the ghost of her donor chimes in every once in a while like it does when I buy used panties at the Salvation Army Store….you never know what you are going to bring home…
That said, nothing like getting in with a girl who has already had this many healthy issues, her life expectancy short, I guess her gay fiance is on some Katharine McPhee strategy…you don’t have to commit too long just get in that WILL….I am…
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