I am not thankful for Kate Beckinsale spreading her legs like we were Pete Davidson back when she was cradle robbing a few months ago, before dude was like “I can fuck young hot chicks, I don’t need this vampire shit, now that I’ve had this vampire shit, cuz a 50 year old pussy, even packaged in the best possible package, is still a 50 year old pussy”….you can wrap a rotten meat sandwich in a fucking GOLD PLATED box…but it’s still a rotten meat sandwich….that is being held together with FITNESS WEAR / ACTIVE WEAR…the biggest asset to grocery store moms I’ve seen…even if it’s all a fucking lie once it’s peeled off the bitch…

I am sure you fanboys who can’t get enough of Kate Beckinsale…..and are actually thankful for her for other perverted reasons…like you’ve been jerking off to her for 20 years, why stop now…it’s as familiar and nostalgic as THANKSGIVING.

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