Salma Hayek’s husbands family just bought Tiffany & Co for 16 billion dollars and this is a celebration of her divorce settlement provided she ever leaves him….

No wait, I googled it, her husband’s family owns another LUXURY BRAND EMPIRE FROM FRANCE worth billions, but not the one that bought Tiffany & Co, but let’s assume that they probably bid on it and lost out to LVMH, so they sent the daughter-in-law / Trophy Wife the empire was able to import from MEXICO for the son of the empire….to post this shot of what could be her asshole if only that dumb dress she’s in was pulled over to the side the way the Hollywood producers used to position her panties back when they were casting her in their movies for her tits…and to prove that they weren’t racist…cuz she was lurking around thanks to being rich in Mexico and able to buy her way into America instead of digging a tunnel or climbing a fence / wall or buying a plane ticket and not ever leaving until the agencies finally sign you for your tits and get you that work visa…NOT THAT IT MATTERS….

What matters is that Selma Hayek despite being old is still slutty, despite being rich as fuck on her own, and even richer as fuck through marriage….she does it for the love of being jerked off to…it is just the wrong kind of slutty, since this isn’t her tits.

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