Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

2019

Dec

I watch all the Christmas movies over and over and over again and today, while other people were miserably heading to work, maybe dropping their kids off at school, maybe paying some bills on their credit cards to free up space to go Xmas shopping for a thankless family that expects more than you can provide thanks to the internet, making you feel like the inadequate loser that you are despite how hard you try….because they don’t understand the importance of family, togetherness, helping each other, saving the world….they just want the latest fucking hyped up shit you can’t fucking afford….

I was watching LOVE ACTUALLY with HUGH GRANT who I always thought cheated on Liz Hurley back when she was his gold digger sugar baby for what must have been a decade, helping launch her career and celebrity….with a tranny hooker…But as thanks to a quick google search on the Christmas show I was watching, it turns out it was just a regular hooker…and that amazed me…. I think they call it the Butterfly Effect….no wait it’s the Mandela Effect…which is appropriate since Liz Hurley was about 25 years old when Nelson Mandela got arresed back in 1962…