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2019

16

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I did what I set out to do….and I went to the mall to watch people with families and friends they don’t actually life…spend their paychecks on shit they don’t need, or want to gift, and that the person will be disappointed or even embarassed to get because of how badly they don’t want it…”thanks for the giant toblerone bar”…or “thanks for waiting in line of 8 hours and facing near death conditions like some arctic explorer just to buy me this gift basket filled with grooming products from the 24 hour pharmacy that looks like you bought it on the way to Christmas dinner when you realize you forgot to get me a gift, but in fact you went to the mall, and waited in line for this shit….for hours…amongst disease, criminals, fat people eating frozen yogurt cuz they think it is healthier…like you are some kind of hero where the whole hero part gets lost in the mix cuz your gifts suck….and I’m sorry you got Pneumonia or SARS or the CHICKEN POX from all the germs in the mall…you should have just not got me anything…really…seriously…this gift sucks…but it’s the thought that counts…but if it was the thought that counts…you’d do better….and maybe order it off the internet like a normal fucking person you SICK fuck…”

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here are some morning links….

Stevie Wonder Isn’t Blind
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Drone VS Jet Boat.
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Marathon Racer Slaps News Girls Ass
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Steve Harvey Rolls Eyes at Climate Change Question…
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Bratty Girls Try to Pick a Fight with a Guy in a Store
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Rats VS Bourbon Street Restaurant
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Wife Accidentally Coats Herself with Charcoal Toothpaste
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Eagle Tries to Eat Octopus – Octopus Captures Eagle – Fisherman “save” Eagle. Nature.
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Octopus VS Bald Eagle…
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Groom Loses it when Cake Cutting Goes Wrong
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Argentina’s New President’s Drag Queen Son
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Cool Gift Ideas
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What is the Highest a Human Can Fall From
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SHOP THE stepXMAS Holiday Gift Guide 2019 Extravaganza
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