I do not understand why or how Olivia Culpo became a thing. I just assume that she wanted to be an influencer and becoming an influencer isn’t all that hard so she just emulated influencers….but I also assume that she had some agents or management who figured the Pageant girl was marketable and they guided her along the way…monetizing her early on with bullshit campaigns she was overpaid to promote…all while having basically no talents or skills beyond trying to seduce pro athletes and other “top tier” dudes to fuck her…which I assume isn’t all that hard when you have millions of fake followers and dumb rich jocks are like “I’ll fuck her”…because why fucking not….only giving her more hype and attention…confusing marketing people into thinking she was relevant and making her more and more money all while NO ONE knows who the fuck she is.

The whole thing is pretty fucking weird but a slut being a slut is good enough to me.

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