Miley Cyrus Muff Dive of the Day

2020

Jan

Miley Cyrus is celebrating her boyfriends birthday, the guy’s name is Cody Simpson and not only does he look like an embryo smeared on the walls of a back alley abortion clinic, but he’s also pretending to go down on her over her jeans, cuz the aspiring Bieber who never quite made it to Bieber level is finally where he needs to be socially to get that career he always wanted….and being Miley’s hired sex worker is ok, because it’s that press he wants be the boy band without a boy band he wants to be.

Before Miley he was fucking Gigi Hadid before she broke out as a “model” which is still a joke to me…but sniffing Miley’s Cunt like it was a Gwyneth Paltrow candle is not a joke to me…I want a description of what he’s smelling…my first thought is Horse Manure, you know cuz she’s country.