Elsa Hosk is in Tokyo doing her best impressions of sushi, whatever that means….or maybe she’s doing her best impression of some babe who must have come in contact with some radioactive material after a Nuclear plant melted down like it was Chernobyl, because she can’t be human
You see, I leave the house as rarely as possible, but when I do, I never encounter anything that remotely resembles this, so the only logical explanation is that she’s either a simulation, some A.I. computer rendered woman or that she’s a freak of nature who won at the freak of nature because her freak of nature is being hot rather than being some sort of flipper baby with no limbs…or whatever else constitutes a freak of nature….
What I am saying is – she looks good.
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