Kate Beckinsale either trained her dog to fuck her so that she feels good about herself on those days she realizes she’s getting old. You know sometimes taking the nerds that follow her seriously is hard to do because those nerds commit to any cause and were jerking off to Carrie Fisher basically to the point where she had her opiate overdose on a plane. Meaning when she was old and fat she was still hot to them cuz of Star Wars.

So training a dog for the feedback is just something easy to do to boost morale…

HOWEVER…she may just be some pervert bitch who does nothing all day but masturbate and like girls on the internet that I’ve seen or read about…she’s found that whole peanut butter thing works because dogs just have such strong tongues.

Regardless of whether her dog eats her cunt, or sniffs her cunt to see if it’s still a live, you know like a police dog trained to find the bodies / rotting corpses, or not she still kicked the thing….and that’s just mean….whether she’s in slutty shoes you’d expect Kobe’s 13 year old to play bball in and leggings or not….

What a bitch.

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