Bebe Rexha isn’t as fat as I thought she was, or as fat as she looks. Which is unfortunate. I like making fat jokes against any fat chicks, especailly old fat chicks, who are trying to make it as popstars before they turn 30, despite being 29, after a career as a successful song writer, because that is how ego and narcissism work

I write hits for other people, I deserve my shine, and now that body positivity is everywhere, I can be that popstar and no one can say get back in the closet and pump out more hits for other people….like they would have decades ago when we had no patience for fat people…and the fat people we did have patience for died eating a ham sandwich…

I guess compared to real fat fucks like that orbital at the Oscars from THIS IS US, showing off her singing ability to everyone’s amazement, you know get it in there before heart disease kills you in a few years, because of course Christie Metz can sing, Hollywood is still vain and disgusting and the diversity and inclusivity thing is a fucking joke, they are not going to have different obese people, just one for every color and sexuality and gender that can do a bit of everything….we got the white fat chick, the black fat chick, the asian fat chick, all fat chicks can sing and dance and tell jokes and act….these are premium fat chicks…not the Walmart variety fat chick just struggling to buy that jumbo canister of cheese puff…..

Anyway, Bebe Rexha still fat, those cankles are terrifying, but NOT quite as fat as she could be for the real fat jokes to shine…and that’s sad to me.

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