It is always funny when you see these mainstream girls pretending to be a hipster, as ALL these girls do now that the hipster thing became mainstream and that whole vibe is basically a fucking GAP ad from the 90s.

The kind of party girl in the scene going to all the Coachella after parties where they have unprotected sex with Riff Raff, the rapper they based James Franco’s character on in Spring Breakers….or Diplo…or whoever the icon of their “scene” is. A stamp of approval that they got to have groupie sex as mainstream girls pretending to be hipsters with the faces of that whole movement. It’s the VAGINA health article they teach you about at all the Gynecological waiting rooms I sit in, not because I see a GYNO but because I like to see the women who see the GYNOs until I am politely asked to leave.

These pics are played out, lazy concept, not that good, but clearly committed to being a mainstream with a hipster vibe…..Something you’d expect to see the try hard Kardashians in……

Like all these hipster kids she probably has rich parents….so she woulda done alright in anything she does…but being a photog in an era of everyone being a photog gave her access to the parties she wanted to be at…and the exclusive and important people she wanted to be near. It’s all very lame.

So seeing Sydney Sweeney cleaning the floor in a skirt…like traditional housewife from the 50s is hot enough, despite not having enough of her tit in it, but you gotta ignore that gender role bullshit that the mall-shopper turned hipster probably felt was high concept commentary, speaking to the issues, since all these kids have no fucking depth…their interpretations about anything are a fucking MEME.

But they do have tits…at least Sydney Sweeney does and they are good.

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