I guess the unfortunate thing for Liv Tyler is that the make-up she’s buying isn’t going to do much for her busted face except for maybe make little kids happy and ask her for some balloon animals. It’s not like the shit is the re-constructive surgery in a bottle that she would be better off getting but that’s only because I think she’s ugly and you probably don’t and neither does she, otherwise she’d spend some her hard earned Aerosmith Daddy Was Never Part of My LIfe as a Kid But His Guilt has Given Me a Career and a Hefty Trust Fund and Inheritance that My Groupie Mother Could Have Never Delivered On…on some plastic surgery. Either way, I hate Aerosmith and everything they have produced including Liv Tyler…..the abortion his groupie should have had but realized it coulda been a solid meal ticket, like winning the fucking lottery.

P.S. I know the real story is that her mom was a slut of a model who banged musicians and she just thought that Liv was her boyfriend’s kid and not Steven Tyler’s because she probably didn’t want the boyfriend knowing she was slamming the dude from Aerosmith on the side and either would you, not because cheating is wrong, but because Steven Tyler is. None of that really matters and the true story kinda ruined my post. Thanks truth, it’s true, you really do hurt.

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