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2019

04

Nov

Liv Tyler Nipples and Lingerie of the Day

Liv Tyler in lingerie for no apparent reason beyond empowering old ladies who like to feel sexy in lingerie despite knowing that they aren’t, but that their husbands will pretend they are, to make them feel about being old as shit, and because they appreciate the effort being put in, despite not appreciating the outcome of that effort, but the guilt of having an affair with multiple 20 year old sugar babies from the internet for inexpensive and one he met at the gym his wife clearly doesn’t go to with him, comes out when she tries to add spice to the relationship….usually he can compartmentalize it…

I remember Liv Tyler being a big deal in the 90s…

It was the 90s…

It is no longer the 90s…

Do the math….and figure out why this is wrong as you jack off to it…you sick fucks.

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2018

29

Mar

Liv Tyler in Lingerie of the Day

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Why the fuck is Liv Tyler wearing lingerie..

I mean it’s not 1995 and she didn’t just discover that her dad is a famous rockstar who she can leverage for a bullshit modeling career than turned into an acting career..

She’s done all that…and basically disappeared…only to come back as the old lady in panties…

Aren’t there cut off dates for this shit, I mean even if you’re selling panties to grannies, you’d probably want to avoid being so literal by getting the grannies in panties…

Seriously..

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2017

01

Nov

Liv Tyler Fat Mom in Lingerie of the Day

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Liv Tyler…I mean…Liv Tyler?

Why would any brand, whether it is one Liv Tyler owns or not, would use Liv Tyler as their face, or big booty mom ass, is beyond me…

She’s fucking old….and only famous from before our time…I mean before the interent existed not before my time, I am old as fuck and remember the Aerosmith videos back when music videos mattered…featuring her and Alicia Silverstone, in what I guess was Steven Tyler’s attempt to celebrity daughter a girl he fathered but who he was pretty much a deadbeat towards…creating the actress who we haven’t seen act in a long time…making these lingerie pics even weirder..

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2017

04

Sep

Liv Tyler is the Body fro Triumph Essence Lingerie of the Day

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WTF?

Liv Tyler…

I mean…Liv Tyler?

Why would any brand, whether it is one Liv Tyler owns or not, would use Liv Tyler as their face, is beyond me….

She’s from before most of our time…I mean not before my time, I am old as fuck and remember the Aerosmith videos back when music videos mattered…featuring her and Alicia Silverstone, in what I guess was Steven Tyler’s attempt to celebrity daughter a girl he fathered but who he was pretty much a deadbeat towards…creating the actress who we haven’t seen act in a long time…making these lingerie pics even weirder…

It’s not like she’s this iconic woman women are into, like Gwyeneth, you know rocking them women’s lifestyle blog…

It’s not like she’s in movies or on TV that I know of…

It’s just boom, here she is in lingerie, haven’t seen her forever, but here she is…at 40…and it’s weird..but that ass is huge in those panties..I dig it…

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2015

10

Nov

Liv Tyler Nipple for Yahoo! of the Day

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Liv Tyler’s nipple is visible for Yahoo!, because Yahoo!, like Google, is a porn site, they just don’t market themselves that way, even though the number 1 thing they get traffic for, and monetize with ads is “PORN”….and why not use Liv Tyler as their soft sell approach to a porn star…because she didn’t have a father until she was a teen, then she found out her father was in a massive band and that her mom was a famewhore groupie who gets knocked up by guys in huge bands…only to leverage her new name…or his name that she figured she’d use professionally, because he is her dad after all, biologically..counts…and then she became an it girl…and now she’s old…but still has nipples…what look like real big nipples…

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2015

20

Oct

Liv Tyler Showed Her Bush in The Left Overs of the Day

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I am a fan of vagina. I like all vagina…I have never met a vagina I didn’t like…

I like the meaty kind, the inny kind, the big clits, the little clits, the wet kind and the dry kind…

I like the stinky kind, the tight kind, the ones I can fist, the ones that taste like pennies, the ones that taste like nothing…

I like them on my dick, I like them in my mouth, rididng my face, or on my hands or even humping against my legs, I like them in picture and video….I like them everyway

But I really really like them with bush…because bush is the fashion accessory of all vagina, it’s like girls can decorate their pussies like a Christmas tree, or an empty apartment…

So as long as there is a vagina…I will be a complete man…not a happy man…but moderately happier now that bush is finally making a comeback…that the hipsters have figured out bald is mainstream and mainstream is lame…because there was a time when bald pussy was the fringe..you never saw it and was exciting, an era where bush wasn’t appreciated the way it should be, but now that it’s been gone, in a don’t know what you have til it’s gone, I’m glad it’s back…..

I am just not so excited about it being on Liv Tyler…because who the fuck cares about some love child to Aerosmith Steven Tyler and one of his groupies who ended up finding out about her father at 15, only to have a career made out of it…which I guess is better than how I would treat an illegit child knocking on my door looking for a handout…

Either way, here’s her bush anyway..because in the mid-90s, she mattered..

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2014

27

Aug

Liv Tyler Ibiza Bikini of the Day

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Liv Tyler was in Ibiza…on a yacht…because she was an unwanted rockstar daughter, who was lost, but then she was found, given tons of money to make-up for guilt and lost time, thanks to her whore groupie mom, before being sold off to modeling agencies and talent agencies to live out her dreams…because when your dad fronts Aerosmith, even if he doesn’t like the acknowlege being your dad…opportunities happen…

She’s old, I didn’t like her when she was an “it girl”…but I do think Daddy issues are cute enough for me to want to buy her used bikini on ebay, if she’s sellin’ it…

But then again, I’d buy anyone’s used bikini off ebay…if only I wasn’t broke.

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2014

03

Jul

Liv Tyler’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

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Old as fuck Liv Tyler decided to go out and fight with the wind for the paparazzi, because as she nears 30 she remember a time when she was an it girl and this is a good way to draw a bit of attention to recreate the glory days…

I was more into her before when she was the lie in her mother’s groupie behavior, you know when she told one rockstar that she was his daughter when she was really another rockstars daughter…making her change her name at 14 to Tyler…because that’s when the Paternity tests, and what I like to call the lottery win happened…

It’s just a nice kind of broken…that only comes when you’re from a household of slut.

Here’s her panties, appreciate my GIF.

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2011

06

Jun

Liv Tyler Models Lingerie of the Day

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You know how it is when your dad denies being your dad all your life and eventually he is forced to accept responsibility….and in doing that he gives you a few acting gigs, calls on a few favors to a few friends cuz he’s a massive playing in the Entertainment industry, hoping the whole neglecting her her whole life blows over and his guilty conscious disappears, allowing him to go on with life with his other illegit kids…but I guess daddy issues don’t die easy cuz bitch at 40, with a family of her own and a lot of money to pay for therapists, is still doing the whole fucking cry for attention cuz daddy doesn’ love me by releasing nudes or semi-nudes cuz maybe some dude will….unless this is strictly a career move, like how her groupie mom got knocked up by a celebrity like some groupie trash looking for a paycheck….

Amazing.

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2008

10

Jul

Liv Tyler Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some 4th of July pictures of Liv Tyler suntanning with her unkown hotter friend who actually gets topless, instead of acting conservative like boring Liv Tyler. I think I already posted these, but make of point of forgetting all thing Liv Tyler since she’s fucking ugly and despite popular belief, she does actually have a vagina and the pregnancy pictures, babies and post pregnancy body to prove it and since I am not gay, I have no choice but to recognize all vaginas in bikinis.

Speaking of gay, I ran into a gay friend of mine the other day and we started talking about how he found out he was gay. It had nothing to do with having crushes on boys in his class or on TV, it didn’t happen after getting molested or taken advantage of by some pervert and he wasn’t introduce him to the beautfiul sexually deviant lifestyle by a friend he liked or respected. It happened over a period of time starting when in a long term relationship with a girl he used to cum inside.

One night, they were getting it on about an hour after they fucked and dude finished inside her. He got down to business eating her out and about 5 minutes into it a blob of his own cum fell into his mouth. He loved the taste and went nuts for more making her cum a few times but didn’t realize what it was until after the fact and he put 2 and 2 together and when he did he ran to the bathroom to brush his teeth 10 times and make himself puke.

Over the course of the next year, he came to terms with the fact that he liked his cum and started eating it after jerking off, he would lick it off his chick, suck it out of her chick, anything to get the taste, shit was like a drug and he needed a daily fix because he was addicted. It went on for years and one day her started wondering what other dudes taste like and it became an obsession that he couldn’t get it out of his head no matter how hard he tried, eventually meeting a bisexual friend and the rest is pretty much history.

So if you don’t want to become gay, don’t eat your own cum and more importantly don’t look at these Liv Tyler pics too long, cuz I hear she has that affect on men.

BONUS – PICTURES OF THE GIRL SHE’S HAVING HER BIKINI PARTY WITH- I HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE IS, PROBABLY ONE OF HER STEPMOTHERS….

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