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2008

10

Jul

Liv Tyler Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some 4th of July pictures of Liv Tyler suntanning with her unkown hotter friend who actually gets topless, instead of acting conservative like boring Liv Tyler. I think I already posted these, but make of point of forgetting all thing Liv Tyler since she’s fucking ugly and despite popular belief, she does actually have a vagina and the pregnancy pictures, babies and post pregnancy body to prove it and since I am not gay, I have no choice but to recognize all vaginas in bikinis.

Speaking of gay, I ran into a gay friend of mine the other day and we started talking about how he found out he was gay. It had nothing to do with having crushes on boys in his class or on TV, it didn’t happen after getting molested or taken advantage of by some pervert and he wasn’t introduce him to the beautfiul sexually deviant lifestyle by a friend he liked or respected. It happened over a period of time starting when in a long term relationship with a girl he used to cum inside.

One night, they were getting it on about an hour after they fucked and dude finished inside her. He got down to business eating her out and about 5 minutes into it a blob of his own cum fell into his mouth. He loved the taste and went nuts for more making her cum a few times but didn’t realize what it was until after the fact and he put 2 and 2 together and when he did he ran to the bathroom to brush his teeth 10 times and make himself puke.

Over the course of the next year, he came to terms with the fact that he liked his cum and started eating it after jerking off, he would lick it off his chick, suck it out of her chick, anything to get the taste, shit was like a drug and he needed a daily fix because he was addicted. It went on for years and one day her started wondering what other dudes taste like and it became an obsession that he couldn’t get it out of his head no matter how hard he tried, eventually meeting a bisexual friend and the rest is pretty much history.

So if you don’t want to become gay, don’t eat your own cum and more importantly don’t look at these Liv Tyler pics too long, cuz I hear she has that affect on men.

BONUS – PICTURES OF THE GIRL SHE’S HAVING HER BIKINI PARTY WITH- I HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE IS, PROBABLY ONE OF HER STEPMOTHERS….

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