Every time I look at Julianne Hough – I imagine her having sex with Ryan Seacrest, not because I like to think of Ryan Secrest in a sexual way, that’s not really my vibe…I’m more into sexualizing girls on the internet posting nudes with captions that read “stop sexualizing me creeps”…..”but I’ll sell you pics of my feet”…..”and my dirty panties….but only if you sign up to my memebership site”..

I imagine her fucking Ryan Seacrest because she has fucked Ryan Seacrest and that is hilarious…

The naughty mormon who denounced mormonism, who claims to have been sexually molested by the mormon church, possibly with her dancing brother who moved to the UK to train as her dance partner because they are weirdos…

So she knows a think or two about sexy dance, it’s just unfortunate that her form of sex work is being on TV and not on the stripper pole cam show…but it doesn’t mean she’s not a slut…if anything she’s just a better slut than other sluts reduced to basic slut measures.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Julianne Hough