I remember in High School we had a lunch monitor who had massive fucking tits, but in between those tits was some sort of growth, or it could have been the bra she wore, but either way we’d terrorize her calling her TRIPLE TITTY. Our other lunch monitor was a mom of 6 who would wear jeans two sizes too small that would creep up her cunt and we’re call her FRONTAL wedgie…it was before CAMELTOES were invented….at the time, I didn’t know what I was experiencing was hotness, I mean none of us really knew what hotness was because we didn’t grow up on porn. I remember having debates with other dudes about eating girl ass, because ass at the time was seen as unsanitary and we’d be like “but it’s only an inch away from the pussy, so you might as well lick it”….while kids these days are taking two dicks in their ass thanks to the butt plug anal training kit they got in their stocking from SANTA….weird times…

Now Sydney Sweeney may not have four tits, but her tits are the size of about 4 tits, and I like to think her perverted inflattable speaks to that…it’s a titty inflattable because she knows, like we know, how important tits are in her narrative..the tits we didn’t know were coming….until they came at us in EUPHORIA…putting her on the map for being the star that she is….I’m a fan.

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