I’ve been documenting Vanessa Hudgens during her single turning 30 years old because she’s given us some shit to work with.

I know a bikini to is pretty basic, wholesome, hardly the level of SLUTTY you want her to be…but it’s a tease for those of us who crew up before the bikini was common practice and before they were fucking everywhere…and before throat fucking throat pie, cream pie, gaping ass pie was the only thing a motherfucker could get off to.

So as she navigates her inner whore, with her career, you want to give people a little tease without giving too much that people would think she’s desperate despite being desperate and desperate is great, you know it takes all kinds of “My life is over, I’m old and single and I’ll fake being empowered” to compliment a bikini pic…in hopes the ex will be like “my ex is hot, that was real love, I’m going back, as soon as I pull my dick out of all these other young hot girls who love that I used to fuck Vanessa Hudgens”….back when she was their age.

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