I was trying to figure out things I hate because I don’t think I really hate all that much, I am more of the kind of person who just doesn’t give a fuck and the only thing that came to mind that I actually hate was periods, both the punctuation and the vagina disorder. I think that’s only because periods fuck up everyone’s life, both guys who can’t fuck their girls unless they like bloody messes, and girls who get all weird an hormonal and have to shove a tampon in every hour of the day to not toxic shock on us. I just hate the punctuation because it fucks up my flow, because I’m like a rapper who doesn’t rhyme and I write this shit singing to myself….

Here are some Penelope Cruz pics, just because I have a thing for exotic looking Spanish girls, it brings thoughts of being the Bull Fighter who waves to his little Spanish Pregnant Wife before being impaled and killed by a bull only, which isn’t so bad because I probably woulda been a bad father who never paid the bills and a bad husband who cheated on my wife anyway…..If you look close enough, you can see bra….you’ve got that virgin vision that the rest of us lose the second we get pussy. I guess this is one of the cases where you’re better than the general public. Other examples are creative ways to masturbate, the ability to organize really well and a masterful command of the brush you use to brush your mom’s hair…

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