I don’t hate Miley Cyrus. I like what she’s done to promote nudity on the internet as part of a marketing campaign back when she was trying to be an edgy twerking idiot to break free from being a Disney Kid, despite probably still being owned by Disney, they own everything and I find it hard to believe that they’d put this one on so hard, making her a massive star, just to let her run off and do her own vagina spreading on the internet thing…but maybe I’m just a greedy fuck who feels that if I created some superstar celebrity, I’d want to keep getting paid for it.
ANYWAY….Miley is annoying, in part because she went wholesome and blamed her whole wild times on smoking weed, which for anyone who smokes weed knows that weed does the opposite of make you wild…it makes you lazy as shit…but ok, play that angle…but yeah…she came out hard and naked, it was hot and fun, it got all the mainstream follower idiots getting naked, and everything was a good time….perverts bought cameras and became photographers with huge line-ups of girls wanting to get naked online for free….but then all good things come to an end…Miley got Serious, Miley disappeared, and girls everywhere started trying to sell the nudes they were so into giving away for free…
NOW….Miley is back to promote some bullshit, to do a cash grab, and since her shitty album when married didn’t do well…because she’s boring….at her core…boring…she’s tapped back into that fake, but fun Miley, the nudist to get back on the charts…
It’s a cash grab, it isn’t authentic, but a naked Miley is better than a serious Miley, even though this Miley is probably not the real Miley, while boring married Miley who doesn’t use social media, probably is….
Not that I care, just keep bringing the nudes.
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