Amanda Seyfried is consistently boring as fuck in all she does, yet behind all the boring is a chick with a great little body, some rocking’ tits, who isn’t scared to show them off in movies or on TV, whether playing a lesbian killer in Toronto Canada in Chloe, or a broken down pornstar in Lovelace, making me wonder why she doesn’t ever channel any of that exhibitionist slut into her everyday life when she’s not getting paid for it, making me realize that if you wanna see the Amanda Seyfried slut, you gotta pay her, which is a bummer, cuz that makes her a whore, and whores are always more depressing than girls out there doing it for free, especially when you’re working on a budget…and can’t afford them…especially when the whore in question is all fucking Hollywood like this Amanda Seyfried character.

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