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2013

03

Jul

Rihanna Twerking to Drake of the Day

I go on rants about Rihanna all the time, but there’s not debating she’s fucking awesome. Not only is she an exhibitionist, who doesn’t give a fuck about what she says or does, cuz she’s Rihanna and that means she’s already won, she’s got more money than God…but she’s also pretty fucking hot while she does it…if you’re not a white supremacist racist, which you probably are…you know the kind of hick who wishes slavery was never abolished because you think that was when America took a turn for the worst, with all the intercity gangs and hip hop music…while unlike you, I am all about this life…this bitch is spending money, ballin’ out, hanging with her hot friends and twerking in self produced video…reminding me of my dream of starting a twerk school for white girls…cuz you know they all want to do it now that Miley does it, and you know it’s hot as fuck when they do…shake that ass Rihanna…I love you.

Here’s some pics she posted to Instagram at some Chanel show shit in Paris…

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