We can all agree that Kristin Cavallari is an irrelvent dog shit of a reality TV celebrity who is zero fucking interesting….in part because she was too dumb to sign onto The Hills which was a spinoff of the Laguna Beach show she was on….and The Hills went onto be a huge fucking show, even a phenomenon….Shout Out Heidi and Spencers, who may not be friends of the site, but are legends in their own right because of it…and represent a simpler time when we only had a handful of famous idiots to make fun of before social media everyone a famous idiot to make fun of…

Anyway, instead of doing The Hills, she thought she’d make it as a legit actress, only to end up marrying an Athlete and having dozens of kids with him, and the whole thing is totally boring, the fact I know it is even upsetting, because I shouldn’t know who this bitch is since I’ve never seen an episode of either show she’s affiliated with…

But tits, or hard nips in wife beaters crying for attention in a car that alimony or child support bought, is enough to suck me back in…..I am really that basic of a man.

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