J.Lo Titty Dress of the Day

2021

Mar

J.Lo is a trashcan of a human and not just because her pussy is old, played out and washed up but not washed up. enough to get those smells off of it….because those smells are permanent damage like when you shit on your couch when drunk and it’s just never quite the same…only the rich and famous version…

Point being, despite being 50 and rich as shit, a mom who could spend her time being a mom, her EGO just won’t let her take a break…

So along with releasing music, playing Super Bowls, doing media on how to be hot at 50 without BOTOX, despite looking like a muppet with too much BOTOX, since it’s pretty easy to fucking lie about her face injections like every other bitch out there…they are actors…but along with all that…she’s trying to maintain her sex appeal, instead of just aging gracefully on her pile of money…and the whole thing is shameless, greedy and disgusting and if you can jerk off to her…like she’s not a banged out 50 year old…this black dress clickbait is for you…

I personally had a funderal for J.Lo’s sex appeal before the kids…not that I was even into the J.Lo diaper ass look, but it was better than these lies she’s spreading, like a liar….starving for attention…even though she’s got everything and has achieved everything…give it up already…make room for new talent you MOOCH…glutton eating up all the opportunity cuz you’re J.Lo…that’s not very inclusive or empowering for other women if you don’t let them in on some of those opportunities you’re keeping to your damn old as shit photoshopped self…

It’s like everyone is inclusivity, diversity, give people a chance, open up the doors you evil white men of Hollywood, yet J.Lo’s here taking all the work…cancel her already…her show’s had more than enough seasons already.