Heidi Klum brought her tits out to promote her husband’s book, because nothing sells books you don’t give a fuck about and will never read like 50 year old model wife’s hot German tits….that must be made in a lab, or a product of German genetic testing two or three generations ago…they call it strategic breeding…which I guess the woke would look down upon, you know the whole Nazi thing, but it’s also called Lebensborn….or EUGENICS….
The book’s description:
Bill Kaulitz (1989), also known mononymously as BILLY for his solo act, is a German singer and songwriter. He is best known for his work as the lead singer of -pop-rock band Tokio Hotel.
Nice to have a wife old enough to be your mom who still looks hot despite being 50 or near 50 who shows her support for your bullshit vanity project because being in a hit band and marrying a hot model isn’t enough for the ego, you need to make a book about it…..and she’s doing the free promo the best way she possibly could, assuming she’s not ready to post videos of her fucking the book, or trying to fit the book into her asshole….the way German BDSM porn would have probably written and directed this campaign…assuming there was ample feces….but instead it’s just tits that look good….
I don’t know about you, but Heidi Klum has been consistently fucking hot and is still consistently hot…even if you know she’s had 300 kids with Seal’s arm sized penis….and we’ve got a lot to look forward to when her near 17 year old daughter turns 18 and keeps them Klum genetics modelling…you’ll have to google her….
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