ELSA HOSK is a model who is making big moves for herself, from doing Victoria’s Secret campaigns, to now this H&M Campaign, it’s like the world is her oyster as long as she’s half naked and in lingerie, because despite probably being a scary tall monster in person, with shoulders built like an ox, you know almost plus sized, but skinny and proportionate, in pictures she looks amazing, and like she’s got a body that the average bitch can’t attain, which I like because it leads to insecurities and insecurities lead to me getting laid…

Sure I prefer her past, I’m talking 2011, when she was making moves and getting NAKED FOR FASHION …you know eager and not getting paid for this shit…because back then I could stare at her tits and say “desperate bitch”…now I can just look at her tits and say “remember when she was a desperate bitch, yeah those were the days”….but on the positive side of things…I can still stare at her tits…so despite losing at all things in life, I feel like we’ve won here today….

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