I assume the closest thing any of you get to tanlines is when you’re fat wife decides to have a day at the waterpark or the public pool but decides to not wear her fat lady t-shirt to protect her from the son, but instead wear her massive one piece bathing suit that if you were ever lost at sea with, could double as a safety raft or at least the sale, because bitch is big…..but thanks to the normalizing of fat, or making trendy looking clothing for the fat, the fat are all pumped on being fat and stylish and forget how gross it is….

If you’re ever been to the waterpark, you’ll know what I mean, that wave pool dweller huffing and puffing with the fluorescent red patches from where they didn’t apply their SPF 45….it’s an interchangeable ailment that seems to happen anywhere there’s swimming…

Anyway, these are not those kinds of tanlines, these are the hotter ones we can sexualize because they don’t give off unhealthy vibes, they give off highlighting the good body part vibes….so I endorse that…by posting this….enjoy, there’s some good tanlines up in here….

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