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2021

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Mar

Heidi Klum Bikini of the Day

I don’t think Heidi Klum is 50 years old yet, but she’s probably close…not to mention she was fucking Seal for a long time, and based on my assumptions about his giant penis, that’s the kind of thing that can age a vagina, especially since she’s pumped out a bunch of kids….but girl still looks fucking amazing…despite no longer being a girl….I like to blame Nazi germany and their Eugenics program for allowing her to exist, but I guess it could be unrelated to that, I just doubt it…..because she really doesn’t make sense….but maybe it’s because she lives the stress free life with all her money, fame, success….and sex addiction that is now filled with some younger dude’s dick…

As far as 100 year olds with expired and beat up pussies go, Klum who has been fucking with her old lady face a little , still looks better than most her age…so maybe eugenics work…you know strategic breeding…I am sure horse breeders and dog breeders would agree….while Human Breeders are busy being canclled…

Either way, I don’t mind her bikini smut…it’s familiar.




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