I was never a Sarah Michelle Gellar fan because I didn’t watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer to jerk off like the fucking nerds…but I do remember the nerds who did watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer to jerk off and they were really fucking into it…in a creepy fucking way…

Then she was in Cruel Intentions which I also didn’t jerk off to and if I did it’d be to SELMA BLAIR in anticipation for her future MS…you know CANES fucking get my dick wet….

But she’s 44, doing bikini pics because everyone’s a shameless half naked whore, even moms who are rich enough to not fucking bother, but do it cuz they like it….because everyone’s a shameless half naked whore…it’s the whole point of the internet you see.

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