Riverdale may be a piece of shit show according to me, which isn’t saying much because I hate everything, and it’s not because I think I can do better, because if I thought I could do better, I doubt I’d be writing a shitty blog no one reads that has no advertisers for most of my days….I’d aim higher…instead of just doing this….but just because I can’t put together a show as popular despite being terrible, doesn’t mean I have to think the show is good..

I hate it for the confusing storyline, shitty writing, lack of effort and the casting…but the one thing, the ONLY thing that it’s done for me, other thank give me know hope in the ability to have critical thought as a millennial who HAS got to be watching the shit while scrolling IG, or producing nudes for their ONLYfans…you know there for the visuals that they barely follow along to the story of….content consumption of an A.D.D. generation of half wit idiots…

But yeah, the one good thing the show has done is introduce us to this hot bodied South African who despite being white South African, at least culturally, which is rumored to be the most racist country with ties to slavery…she hasn’t been cancelled…so we can stare at her hot fit body…and her DAD doesn’t look so bad, he’s some surfer hippie who ended up in the Pacific North West after being a banking exec, only to launch a system to convert pools to less chemicals and to be more sustainable back in the 90s…

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