I like to think that Rita Ora only exists because of the dudes she’s had sex with. I am sure she likes to think she exists because 10 years ago, she landed a multi-million dollar record deal, only to be kicked off the label because Rihanna hated her, forced to never make music again, but at least she got to keep that pile of money…
We only know her American launch because she was fucking Rob Kardashian before his mom fired him from the family empire, Calvin Harris her UK hitmaker, yet she never made hits….and whoever the fuck else she fucked over the years while attending every event and using every paparazzi opportunity she could get to matter.
She’s now hosting shows in Australia, super high profile and apparently fucking Taika Waititi, the guy from What we Do in the Shadows, Jojo Rabbit and most recently Black Beard…don’t ask me why I know this…blame Rita Ora’s hot tits, even now that she’s older and sloppier, they are still hot tis and I’ll be a forever fan even if she doesn’t do all that much…
Now the real question is whether TAIKA took this pic and if so, where’s the CUM stain…
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