Elsa Hosk the Swedish basketball star turned Victoria’s Secret model because that’s just the natural progression of the female Swedish Basketball team…because they’re hot and not those WNBA “girls”…does the WNBA still exist….I feel like at one time they were doing hormone testing on the star players to make sure they were genetically female but that could have just been a rumor based on seeing what looked like balls in their shorts…

I feel like the Swedish team is more something to jack off to, you know fetish videos, the way all female sports should be, the whole athleticism is about as exciting as watching high school dudes participate in the sport, because that’s about the level their at, so without being able to jerk off to them while doing the sport…what’s the point of watching it at all…

I also feel like Elsa Hosk, in missing the basketball life, grew her own basketballs to fill her bikini top, because her mom tits are large…

Elsa Hosk is the Candice Swanepoel VS replacement and I like her…even though I can’t speak to whether her mom pussy is still functional, in one piece or a blown out mess…but the truth is, I couldn’t speak to that before she reproduced like some psychopath who doesn’t see the end of the world is near…how brave or stupid…

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