Kristin Cavallari is garbage, but I saw some story that her husband is asking for 50 percent of her internet brand in their divorce and I thought how great a thing, since he probably financed the whole thing and might as well get his piece of the action, because even if the idea that women out there buy anything that this pile of dog shit reality star, who ditched the actual hit show her peers went onto do, because she thought she was too good for it and destined to legit stardom, only to become an athlete’s wife, like a sugar baby on the LA dating apps trying to get her rent paid, only able to play it in a better way because she had been on TV…..

Point being, she has her tits that I assume are fake tits out, being that Orange County rich and boring wife…but I’ll still stare at the tits.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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