Eva Longoria is producing mom in her fitness gear erotica….if you can call it erotica because I can’t….

I’ll stare at a mom’s ass in tight pants for a very long time, it actually makes those COVID line-ups outside the Grocery Stores a lot more fun….you may be 6 feet apart so you can’t smell their sweaty post workout assholes….but sometimes that’s better…you know, keep your afterbirth scents to your damn self, I’m just here to see how the tight leggings make your ass seem worth staring at when I know when the pants come off…we’re left with a very different experience…

I’ve always been an Eva Longoria hater, I’ve felt she was a Mexican who hired Mexican houseworkers to feel like the more dominant Mexican…you know the type of self hater who mooches off the ethnicity….but does all she can to not support it..it’s just the vibe she gives….you know like J.Lo not being able to speak Spanish, yet rocking a Spanish accent as hard as she can to play a part…it’s pretty horrible to the people who actually deserve the Mexican roles…not the first generation haters trying to fit in….

I’ve also been amazed how famous Longoria is on an international level. I’ve met Europeans who thought she was the hottest, sure it was 10 years ago and in the Housewives days but she really wasn’t all that hot…basically ever….

She is however doing as a favor here by cropping out her face, proud of her ass or the way her little body looks, assuming it’s not just a body double, these people are professional liars, the only reason I’m thinking it’s legit, is cuz it’s not that good…

The cropping of her face is actually not making up for the lack of a pussy wedgie, how can you be in pants this tight without showing full cunt…it’s a crime against social media dick sucking.

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