I am back and so is Jessica Alba at least that’s what people are saying about these see-through pictures of her. I don’t have the same horny, virgin vision as you, because when I look at this shit I don’t see any fuckin’ nipple, but then again I’ve spent the last 4 years staring at a computer so my eyes work about as well as my non-existant libido.

Despite bitch being knocked up, I know you’d still do her cuz you’re all about the banging a woman who is carrying because the circle of life is such a beautiful thing but not as beautiful as not being able to knock her up since someone’s already been there. It’s one of those get in, get the job done, get out and don’t hear back from the girl again, not that that would happen for you with psycho Alba who used her uterus to trap her boyfriend which is the reason why escort agencies should offer full service from pregnant whores so you can live out your fantasy.

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