I don’t know what deal this Zoey Deutch girl is but they made her hot.

What I am saying is that she’s been working as an actor for a while now, so we have a reference point to compare her to, and up until about 2 weeks ago, she was beyond fucking average looking.

Maybe it was the lack of make-up, but I was more interested in her mom, Caroline in the City, and just thought she was going to do fine because of her family connections, but not necessarily based on being hot…

Then all of a sudden, she posted one sheer top on social media like a whore, and it’s been a series of her all done up, this time showing panties, and I don’t fucking know if they’ve just upgraded her, new model with better features, or if she’s been drinking baby blood in rituals for eternal youth, as if they do that….or if she was a sleeper cell hot chick that just didn’t do that shameless shit for likes and follows until realizing she needs to do shameless shit for likes and follows…like flashing her panties for likes and follows.

It’s pretty amazing being from an era where upskirts happened when celebs got out of cars, subtle…and now they are publishing their own upskirts…WHAT A FUCKING WORLD….not complaining because it’s easy distraction or easy clickbait to get higher paying gigs but luckily she looks good doing it…

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