Hailey Bieber’s doing a bikini selfie like a classy young lady from the high society world she lives in. To think that there was once etiquette and these high society women would go to garden parties and play croquet before 7 course lunches where they’d discuss things like their Charity organizations, women’s rights or bragging about their domestic workers…

Now, they take bikinis selfies, that I can only assume is designed to show off their bodies, not their bikinis, because if it was about the bikinis, they could just lay them out against a background, instead they put them on…

I guess they work out, feel hot, get paid to be hot, was able to land their childhood crush….who may or may not be a lizard because you can never trust these celebrities are actual human…but that’s probably because I watched John Carpenter’s They Live this weekend, which I’ll assume is a documentary or warning. John Carpenter knows.

The good news with Hailey, is the boobs lookin’ big….maybe she’s pregnant, maybe she’s getting her period, maybe it’s photoshop…..

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