I have a friend named STEFAN….he’s a gay, black, cocaine addict with AIDS….or LONG COVID, we haven’t quite looked into it, he just coughs a lot.
He is a huge Camila Cabello fan, so if you’ve wondered who gives a fuck about Camila Cabello, the Cuban human trafficked to America, packaged hot in some chick band used to brainwash motherfuckers…STEFAN is your guy…unless you’re not into gay black guys with AIDS, BIGOT!
Camila has done gone fat and is owning it, which the mainstream media will present to you as “YOU GO GIRL”…..”LOOKING FIERCE”….or other words of encouragement…like being a fat fuck is a good thing, when it is never a good thing, even when some ANOREXIC GIRL near death decides to fatten up…it is NEVER GOOD.
The TRUTH IS, like STEFAN, obesity is a STRAIN on the healthcare system. All the fat fucks out there are the real PANDEMIC…and supporting big asses is wrong, even if they turn you on, because you are weird…
Well, I sent STEFAN this picture and he said “I did NOT order thighs with cottage cheese!”….
If you’re lactose intolerant and 90 percent of people are…you will not appreciate this “SWIM IN A SKI SUIT” moment that got confused, lost in translation maybe, I don’t know, I don’t speak CUBAN….but whatever they told her to do, she interpreted as “SKIMPIEST LARGE BIKINI THAT FITS MY PANDEMIC FATNESS”…..
I do know what’s in that plastic bottle she’s carrying, but we’ll assume it’s a message in a bottle sent her way from her family back in Cuba to give her the latest UPDATE…you know FLORIDA shit.
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