Lohan is the only person I post about that I actually like. Maybe it’s because we are connected at the soul, but I think it’s got more to do with her not really giving a fuck. You know, rippin’ lines in public at clubs after drinking heavily leading her to rehab and crashing cars, dating many random dudes including Mexican pieces of shit from That 70s Show, leading to rumors of STDs and now lesbianisn, but she just keeps on going and openly does her thing without being a spoiled cunt about things like Paris Hilton even though she probably could.

She’s made her own money and I think girls got it going on and if I knew how to write, I’d definitely write a movie that would win her an Oscar and based on my research it would either have to make her a transgendered downs syndrome retard with breast cancer who follows her dreams of being a pornstar but gets raped and pregnant and miscarries throwing her into a journey of self discovery that leads her to adopting her prostitute friend who got shot’s baby and turning her life around by finding Jesus before dying, because that’s the kind of shit the Academy Awards are really into.

Either way, this is Lohan and she is pulling up her shirt and showing off her stomach and I like it mainly because she’s not fat and everything around me seems to be fat, including myself but excluding my penis and my wallet.

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