Karlie Kloss, even when incorporated in what you could consider a scandal, whether it’s being Taylor Swift’s life size Barbie doll “Bestie” who you know would SCISSOR as part of the free rent deal, when they live together…I am sure it had more to it than just being BFFs doing girl night movie night wine night pillow fights….because Taylor Swift likes to fuck according to her sexual history we KNOW about…

But yeah, even when she’s integrated herself into scandals, marrying a TRUMPER affiliate while trying to exist as a top model in the WOKE and ANTI_TRUMP mainstream world….

SHE still manages to be about as exciting as a cardboard box from Amazon you’ve left in the corner of your bathroom and your cat’s decided to use a litter box…

I don’t know if that analogy makes sense, some people may think that’s exciting, there’s probably way more boring shit, but as someone who is so happy to be alive, I see amazement in all things…EXCEPT KARLIE KLOSS.

She’s about 7 feet tall, way too “FASHION MODEL” for the lingerie model career she had, but girl had a dream, and got it…so I’ll still celebrate LONG legs, because that’s the only benefit of a monstrously tall bitches…

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