Nicole Scherzinger’s doing some dumb fucking dance on the beach because these idiots try to make compelling content for their pervert fans, so they do it in bikinis for the views, but need some bullshit excuse to make it seem less shameless so they flail their arms around like they are on some mystical journey of looking like a fucking retard.

I thought she was a stripper dancer who took BURLESQUE to the mainstream, which probably pissed off a lot of fatties into the whole goth rockabilly look…with their Betty Page haircuts for their weekly shows at the local dive bar for about 30 or less people….YOU KNOW…some Vegas stripper looking bitch TOOK their hustle and made 100s of millions of dollars with it…all while possibly having a dick…in an era before that was cool.

She’s in her 40s now, cancelled her Pussy Cat doll reunion tour, which probably upset the other girls, who are her back-up dancers and likely not nearly as rich as this breakout star…and the whole thing is a giant plastic surgery to fuck pile of cheap looking, but expensive bullshit…ENJOY.

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