So the paparazzi are psycho cocksuckers who try to rape me everyday for posting pictures they claim belong to them, despite having written consent from the people in the pictures and they are making a fuckin’ killing cashing in on being the scum of the earth. When they aren’t in trees snappin’ off shots that they are going to turn around and sell for fucking millions, they are on my fucking jock about posting their pictures without paying, while threatening me with law suits, claiming that they will ruin me and destroy me. Really not the kind of people you’d want to invite to your family Christmas dinner at the homeless shelter.

Either way, they released these pictures of Kate Beckinsale, that could be of anyone, because the quality is so bad, and are selling this pixelated shit that reminds me of when I used to jerk off to scrambled porn, because she’s in a fuckin’ bikini and asshole fan boys are paying the price because all they need is someone to tell them it’s Kate Beckinsale in a bikini to cum themselves as they close their eyes and imagine them walking down the aisle with her before spending their first night with a woman in their honeymoon sweet with her.

In their defense, they are the same people who have been dressing their vaccuum cleaner as Kate Beckinsale for the last year so that they have something to cuddle in bed with at night, so I guess jerking off to these pictures isn’t as disturbing as what they are used to, but all I see is a scam from the photo agencies, who have been scammin’ longer than these virgins have been masturbating and I hope they eat shit and die.

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