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2008

16

Sep

Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Tits of the Day

So here is Lohan continuing her research for a future role as a lesbian by being in this indentity crisis mess that she is in by pretending she’s a lesbian to the public and possibly to herself because she never had a real father figure growing up and all the men she’s been involved with have wronger her and Samantha Ronson is the closest thing she can get to a support system as Lohan finds herself and I think the whole thing is a lie. What is not a lie is that I emailed Ronson because I heard Lohan was hosting a party in Canada and I wanted to go, not because I thought I’d have the power to bring Lohan back to the cock-side, truth is I have a hard enough time trying to convince the dirties slut of sluts, the kind who bangs endless amounts of men, to let me up inside her and the odd time that I do convince that kind of girl to let me up in them, they usually reform and decide to straighten out their lives. I am like the reality check that makes girls ask themselves what the fuck they are doing to themselves and bring the point home that this is no life worth living, so in being disgusting, I also save lives, so I am a modern day hero, at least that’s what I tell myself.

Either way, Ronson never emailed me back, so I didn’t go to the party, I couldn’t get in and wouldn’t get in, but here are some pics of Lohan and her lesbian tits at some Ugly Betty thing which is appropriate because she looks pretty fuckin’ ugly.

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