I’ve been a pretty aggressive Nina Agdal hater since she first came to my attention ALL those years ago, because I really like to kick em while they are up, rather than when they are down, I am a decent guy like that….

I also hate when you can see a bitch think she’s all that because she landed the right gig, or has the interest of what they consider the right people….so it’s one of those “you may think you’re hot, and you may be running some sort of Sports Illustrated scam that I assume came from having dirt on powerful people…but you’re not”….

I’ve changed my approach to hating on these whores, because I don’t actually care if they are hot or not, I just care that they are whoring on the internet like their glory days, despite being in their mid-30s…..there is something hilarious about that.

Obviously, as the days turn into months and the months turn into years, her broken down face from a decade ago is even more broken down….it’s like an old beater of a car, it doesn’t fix itself when parked in your front yard….it just rots harder.

The only difference with these ladies than your car is that they can actually do fitness, get toned and carry a hot body into their mid to late 40s if done right, because ultimately, you fuck the body more than the face and if you don’t have the face, you best have a hot body, even if you do have the face, you can benefit from the hot body.

What I am saying is that someone who snuck into SI SWIM and never left, is still doing her best to maintain, through fitness, because without it, the people will realize that I was right and she’s been a dog faced pony boy.

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