Eva Longoria Bikini Body of the Day

2022

Aug

I see the comments the thirsty fans of these old bitches who still produce half naked smut on social media in efforts to compete with the young babes of instagram who built their audience by being slutty on instagram.

It’s one of those celebs know they have influence, so it’s an easy fucking play to do the whole tits get hits, since a million people will like a pic of their smoothie on a tuesday without any of the sleaze..

It’s also one of those celebs love having all the attention and see nobodies getting famous organically, in ways they can’t control, so they have to follow their lead to solidify their spot at the top of the food chain.

It’s also one of those celebs need a social media presence as a promotional vehicle for any projects they do, so they can negotiate more money from investors, producers, brands or partners, even though they already get paid stupidly, it’s an add on.

So it’s a keep relevant, get paid, do the basic shit dumb hot chicks have figured out, because tits get hits……..and instad of people saying “Bitch you old, put some damn clothes on”, we get “fierce”, “amazing”, “sit on my face”, “you’re perfect”, “Linda”, “SHOW ME BOBS DESI”, you get what I am saying, just a collective dick suck like she’s giving you the world, by posting a bikini pic, only the wrong dick’s being sucks, since it’s sucking Longoria’s long whore dick.

Do we care why they do it, not really, old lady bikini is still worth looking at, especially since Longoria’s been working out, starving herself, putting that money to use, with non-surgical procedures to have that real life IG filters….looking better than she has in years,..but it’s a thirst trap, and at her level, she should do better.

I also can’t stand Eva Longoria, maybe like my old boss who was black and used to take us to the strip club with money he was stealing from our job, who would literally turn his seat around when the black strippers would come on stage because he felt they were coping out, selling out, doing what society expected of them, while he’d jerk off on the faces of the white strippers in the booth, cuz they were french Canadian and appreciated the extra 50 bucks he’d pay them…oh to be rich.